Actually they do!
Because they come up front because they're curious about the YAAAAARGH HAAAAaAAAAARGH GAARRRRRRRBGBLL noises coming from the cockpit when you read the preflight checklist.
Boom. Now pick up my dropped mic with your tweezers!

Actually they do!
Because they come up front because they're curious about the YAAAAARGH HAAAAaAAAAARGH GAARRRRRRRBGBLL noises coming from the cockpit when you read the preflight checklist.
Boom. Now pick up my dropped mic with your tweezers!![]()
Boom. Now pick up my dropped mic with your tweezers!![]()
Doug... how'd you miss this? Long Hair + Vacuum?
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Doug... how'd you miss this? Long Hair + Vacuum?
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Flowbee!
Dexter said:I can actually say I've seen one in person at my grandma's house. What an invention.
Doug... how'd you miss this? Long Hair + Vacuum?
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Trying to come home NRT the other day I went up to the front of a United 787 to ask for permission to ride home. Permission granted, I walked on back, said hello to the FA's, and began to build a fort of blankets and pillows in my wide open row of Economy Plus. Shoes off and earphones in, excited to finally watch 13 Hours, I looked up and saw the Captain is standing there.
He walked all the way back just to make sure I had a good seat and was comfortable! He welcomed me again, and returned up front.
I've seen crews walk down the aisle greeting everyone, but to make the walk just as the last item of "preflighting" the jumpseat...that is class!
If he didn't move you to business class, he wasn't really trying
No seriously, of all the airlines out there United seems to be the best one putting jumpseaters (OCM) into business class on international inbound flights.
Better than what happened on DL, to me, back in March...Completely full, and he apologized!
No, he was conscious as the paramedics took him off.On the plane?
So nothing the captain could have prevented.....No, he was conscious as the paramedics took him off.
Arterial bleed out.
To save his life. No.So nothing the captain could have prevented.....
To save his life. No.
To help control the chaos, and the clear lack of "incident command", yes.
But hey, it's cool I know where you stand.
Youre just jealous all of your FA's are dudes and AARP members.He doesn't creep on Flight Attendants like you do so no need for him to stick around.
To save his life. No.
To help control the chaos, and the clear lack of "incident command", yes.
But hey, it's cool I know where you stand.