Due to the needs of the Army, the chicken was involuntarily reassigned to the other side of the road. This will be a 3-year controlled tour and we promise to give the chicken a good-deal assignment afterwards. Every chicken will be required to do one road-crossing during its career, and this will not affect its opportunities for future promotion.
There is no road. There is no chicken. They are the imperfect hypothetical manifestations of ideal chickens and roads created by your consciousness.
Then again, you are only the imperfect hypothetical manifestation of the ideal JetCareers member created by the consciousness that I identify as 'me'. That means that I'm really just writing this to myself and that when you reply, it's still me writing to myself without realizing it. Remind me-me to have you-me remind my thought manifestation not to take anymore philosophy . . .