Answer me this!

TheWife

New Member
Ya know, I have seen deer cross the road. And cows. And even a turtle, a squirrel and a rabbit. But never a chicken.
 

SteveC

Really?
Staff member
I have this visual of FlyChicaga standing in the middle of the road, coaxing chickens out where they might be vulnerable. Not real pretty.


Then another vision comes to mind of lain doing something similar with young girls (legal, just barely)
 

IrishSheepdog

Sitting in the median
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Chicaga...been practicing your chicken calls again? How does that go?

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Hey, how YOU doin'?
 

Mike Lewis

Shadow Administrator
Staff member
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If you wanna see it you gotta coax them a bit. Otherwise they just stand there.

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"FlyChicaga gets chicks..." It's literal?
 

tonyw

Well-Known Member
Dunna. But I heard he didn't make it across the road and the guy who ran him over scraped him off the road and cooked him for dinner!

 

hokiepilot

Well-Known Member
For any army folks out there:

Due to the needs of the Army, the chicken was involuntarily reassigned to the other side of the road. This will be a 3-year controlled tour and we promise to give the chicken a good-deal assignment afterwards. Every chicken will be required to do one road-crossing during its career, and this will not affect its opportunities for future promotion.

Don
 

Windchill

Well-Known Member
Yes, yes, yes,

These are all good and all, but we are missing the point, to discover the reason(s) for the age-old question . . .

why did the chicken cross the road?
 

PhotoPilot

New Member
There is no road. There is no chicken. They are the imperfect hypothetical manifestations of ideal chickens and roads created by your consciousness.

Then again, you are only the imperfect hypothetical manifestation of the ideal JetCareers member created by the consciousness that I identify as 'me'. That means that I'm really just writing this to myself and that when you reply, it's still me writing to myself without realizing it. Remind me-me to have you-me remind my thought manifestation not to take anymore philosophy . . .
 

Derg

New Arizona, Il Duce/Warlord
Staff member
That margarita I had in celebration of a few days of "freedom" associated with being home is turning against me...

Now I'm all philosophical and stuff
 

Derg

New Arizona, Il Duce/Warlord
Staff member
Of course! But I just got off a 5-day trip (including commute) so I'm allowed a little digression!
 
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