haha omg. At least you got that coffee right? I am seriously thinking about just paying out of pocket for masterpark or something, next month when I come back. Good lord.
Side note on topic, I actually like the JFK long redeyes, as much as someone could say that. It's like a 30+ hr layover, and I just uber into Manhattan and go hang with my wife's aunt and uncle, who are cool and basically tour guides. They live a block from Yoko Ono's pad and Central Park west, so it is a pretty good area for grabbing some food/drinks, and the family hot goss.