Some Delta Application Pointers

[🦈💜]

Meh.

 

[RetiredATLATC]

Obviously, MMMTO is the name of the game

MMMTO

Mixed Mesodermal Tumor of the Ovary

Dear God, wut?

 

[ASpilot2be]

MMMTO

Mixed Mesodermal Tumor of the Ovary

Dear God, wut?

Yikes! More Money More Time Off sounds like the more pleasant option.

 

[Apophis]

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A blimp driver could set foot on any flight deck and everyone would put down their pen or fork.

Right before they start laughing uncontrollably?

 

[JEP]

I would trade jammies to be at a great organization with a product I believe in... absolutely!

He just wants to dress like he was back in the Navy again....

 

[derg]

He just wants to dress like he was back in the Navy again....

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Sharp!

And not cop-like.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

MySQL daemon be workin’ HOT)

Your choice in database engines is questionable.

 

[derg]

Your choice in database engines is questionable.

It works. It runs a forum. It’s a simple Dixon-Ticonderoga pencil in a world of locally-sourced vegan-hipster handcrafted dolphin safe free trade graphite writing instruments sold by the gig economy.

 

[JEP]

 

[derg]

“Bro, are you going to Lyft? Uber? Silvercar? How are you going to get there?”

“Walk. It’s two blocks”

 

[Autothrust Blue]

“Walk. It’s two blocks”

The actual-hipster answer.

I did 6.5 miles today, incidentally.

 

[gne in prog]

What if I told you there was no answer?

Then I would call that a non answer, too.

Weird, I’d call it a question. You can tell by the question mark at the end of the sentence.

 

[KSCessnaDriver]

A blimp driver could set foot on any flight deck and everyone would put down their pen or fork.

Actually it's one of those things I try to avoid talking about at work now. If it comes up it comes up, but I don't try to wave it in front of guys. But of course being on the junior airplane, I fly with a lot of junior FO's and they like to ask about how you got where you're at, and then it comes up.

 

[TWP]

A blimp driver could set foot on any flight deck and everyone would put down their pen or fork.

What? Really?

Hey man tell us about the most boring thing ever.
Blimps are stupid. The schedule BLOWS. The end.

 

[AAPalmTree]

What? Really?

Hey man tell us about the most boring thing ever.
Blimps are stupid. The schedule BLOWS. The end.

“So, have your ever written “ICE CUBE’S A PIMP?””

 

[Cloud Surfer]

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Airline HR Response: Sorry, my friend, but the sprinkles were not evently spaced apart (lack of attention to detail), and you finished the cake in 30 minutes whereas our top candidates baked theirs in a whopping 15, and they also have a cake baking degree while you don't!! But for the price of $600, I can review your cake here at Center Confetti Advising (we help pilots bake excellent cakes and sweeten HR, pun intended).

 

[TowJoe]

Buy video game console+denounce union=hired

I know, I know, typical union busting not isolated to you know who.

Edit:smiley didn't show up

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

“Bro, are you going to Lyft? Uber? Silvercar? How are you going to get there?”

“Walk. It’s two blocks”

Thanks Chase bank!

 

[MusketeerMan]

Who needs pointers??? Just have your mom be a senior CA, have a few years in the industry (along with your sister) and BOOM! Both get hired and even get an article written all about your vast 2 year flying career getting you to where you are now! Talk about box checkers!


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[Autothrust Blue]

Buy video game console+denounce union=hired

I know, I know, typical union busting not isolated to you know who.

Edit:smiley didn't show up

I have BOTH a union AND an Xbox. Overruled.