Pilot Shortage ???

[derg]

You a funny guy, I like you. Imma kill you last!

Screw that, I'll keel 'em furst!


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[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Great. Now please go tell all the Comair, PNCL, and other regional pilots this so we don't have to be constantly bombarded with why big ole mean poopypants Delta is ruining their career.

You'll never convince pilots to stop blaming each other and start blaming the real problem: management. That's just an unfortunate fact of life in this business. Pilots go after the easy target: each other.

 

[Boris Badenov]

What DALPA negotiates is not influenced in even a minute way by any regional pilot, nor is what Comair negotiates in any way influenced by any mainline pilot.

While perhaps true by the letter of the law, it's the most ridiculous statement I've ever read on the Internet. And that's going a ways. Perhaps we need to define our terms, here?

 

[Cptnchia]

Screw that, I'll keel 'em furst!


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'Cuse me while I do some "Honeydos."

 

[Boris Badenov]

ONE LIST! (what, too soon?)

 

[Cptnchia]

ONE LIST! (what, too soon?)

We did that already. DAL/NWA. What, you were sleeping?

 

[derg]

ONE LIST! (what, too soon?)

Give it six more days. It'll be all the rage.


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[Cptnchia]

SWA in line behind Delta for takeoff in KATL

 

[Boris Badenov]

The song remains the same. Until the dudes who have done their time in the trenches and gotten pooped on for their trouble decide to get pooped on some more to bring it all under one big tent, it'll be the same political game of musical chairs, everyone angling in their self-righteous Indignation to cut someone else out of the shrinking bounty. Them Managers are pretty Smert, it turns out. They know that a sense of disenfranchisement will win out over a sense of fair play every time. And now that there are (at least) two sides, it'll perpetual War and Division until one side or the other decides to take in the shorts for the Greater Good. I wouldn't hold my breath on that one.

Epic lesson in Human Nature, though!

 

[derg]

Cptnchia

That's awesome!


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[Boris Badenov]

SWA in line behind Delta for takeoff in KATL

DOUGH IS THE BORG QUEEN. FIRE THE PHOTON TOREDOES BEFORE WE'RE ALL ASSIMILATED!@

 

[derg]

Nah, more of the Zylon base station CPU. Jump.


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[Boris Badenov]

Nah, more of the Zylon base station CPU. Jump.


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You look just like this Delta pilot I met once...*stab stab stab*

 

[Cptnchia]

DOUGH IS THE BORG QUEEN. FIRE THE PHOTON TOREDOES BEFORE WE'RE ALL ASSIMILATED!@

I think more like this?

Nah, more of the Zylon base station CPU. Jump.


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Or this?

 

[derg]

Je suis probably more Vulcan.


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[Boris Badenov]

Obvious Replicants. Tell me about your Mother...

 

[derg]

My mother? I'll tell you about my mother... ***whaaaaaam***


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[derg]

<-----Bladerunner geek


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[Cptnchia]

Although, New Shool Boomer..

 

[derg]

Asian Boomer > Black Boomer


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