All layovers will be "reduced rest" - because I'll be swimming in the hot GoJet FA's all night/every layover. Everyone knows that is all airline pilots do on layovers anyway.
In fact, I think I'll start a thread on JetGirls asking what all of them think about "their pilots" (something about that makes me giggle. Sounds like "My Schnauzer" to me - it's just silly) - anyway, what they all think about "their pilots" banging all the hot FA's on their layovers. I bet MikeD a steak that it would cause massive amounts of angina.
Which reminds me of a joke:
Old man picks up an old woman at a bingo game. They decide to go back to his place and they start making out. They decide to get busy and are getting undressed. Woman, now topless stops before taking off her pants. She says, "I must warn you, I have acute angina"...to which the guy replies "I sure hope so, cause you've got the ugliest boobs I've ever seen!".
EDIT - just wanted that in prior to the thread being closed and moved.