You know you are an airline pilot when...
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Polar742
All the responsibility none of the authority
That's a splendid idea! Perhaps when she serves luncheon, I'll finish up, place my napkin over the plate and put it behind my seat!
Well, as a man happily married to a FA.....
Let me know how it goes....
Qgar
New Member
:rotfl:HILARIOUS!! Also, sad but true. That's why I ALWAYS park by the same bus shelter so I don't get too disoriented! :buck:
Thank God for remote locks as well as I usually have to click on them to hear my car "chirp!" :banghead:
BTW, I'm more senile than you, apparently! I have problems returning from a day trip!
anic:
Bill uses the intercom to call downstairs and ask me to start the coffee pot. :buck:
You got one a dem' fancy schmanzie cars! When my car chirps its usually a problem with my engine
Foxcow
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BTW, I'm more senile than you, apparently! I have problems returning from a day trip!
Sad, sad, sad
I have never, EVER, in my life lost my car keys.
But, I used to lose my car all the damn time.
It was small, white, and hard to find in a crowded parking lot, especially if it was covered in snow. I would park in the same general area every time, but I'd still spend at least 5 minutes looking for the damn thing after every 4 day. One December when I was teaching in DFW, I'd get back to the ORD parking lot after commuting back, and every time I got back it had snowed and I had to dig the thing out.
But, I used to lose my car all the damn time.
It was small, white, and hard to find in a crowded parking lot, especially if it was covered in snow. I would park in the same general area every time, but I'd still spend at least 5 minutes looking for the damn thing after every 4 day. One December when I was teaching in DFW, I'd get back to the ORD parking lot after commuting back, and every time I got back it had snowed and I had to dig the thing out.
ERfly
Well-Known Member
Guilty!
I give you one better. You venture back up stairs to do that when you realize there are no spares in the lobby!
wick81
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That kills me!!! I've caught myself doing it so many times!!
here is one:
You are deep into your book/magazine/newspaper and your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend is trying to talk to you and the only way you hear them is when they put your airlines Callsign in front of your name or use it to begin a sentence.
bike21
9-5 Ruins Lives
Cute thread, BTW.
Thanks!
And yes, without my fancy chronometer attached to my wrist or cell phone telling me what day it is, I would most certainly be lost
Now when he gets a little more PIC under his belt, he'll be telling you he wants it "Double Black" -- might only be a JFK thing!
(That's two filter packs, you pre-verts.)
staplegun
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I always order mine "Hot, wet, topless and black!"
That goes over big with the F/A's...:laff:
Kevin
staplegun
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Nikita still speaks longingly of you, sir!
Nikita! What a trip S/he was...
We always got along ok, we both have a twisted sense of humor...
Kevin
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