Why wear the monkey suit?

WAS IT A HAPPY CHICKEN?

I read on the Facebook that as long as it's GMO GLUTEN FREE chicken, ooh, and free-range, it's good.

AND DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!

Physical fitness test and standards as part of the hiring process? That'd weed out some amount of applicants to the airlines.
 
The Monkey Suit seems like a ludicrously impractical relic in an era where 3 hours of flying takes you from 70+ and sunny to -teens and blowing snow but it's like derg says, wear the suit and cash the check. I don't think a 6 figure career is worth abandoning because you don't like the outfit. Maybe going from Walmart to costco, but certainly not Delta to, say, amerijet.
 
I hate the monkey suit so much, it makes me feel like such a tool...

As soon as I am off duty I take it off so quick, usually before I feel out my duty sheet.
 
Physical fitness test and standards as part of the hiring process? That'd weed out some amount of applicants to the airlines.

Skit from "Portlandia" making fun of "hipsters" that go too far.

Hey, I did see a plethora of non-GMO "hybrid" plants at a farmer's market this afternoon. Hilarious what people pay a premium for.
 
Apparently some people have thin skin and run to the mods when you point out how clueless and deranged they are. Too many damned SNAPs.

Holy Kobayashi Maru! We do have time travel! Because someone, apparently, traveled back in time and changed the course of history!

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I missed where anyone said they were going to refuse to wear the monkey suit. It seemed more like some people said something like "Gee, the monkey suit sure is impractical and outdated" and everyone else said "YOU DAMNED KIDS YOU'LL WEAR IT AND LIKE IT GET OFF MY LAWN". Which doesn't seem exactly germane.

Like I said before, I'll wear a tutu if you pay me enough, but it's still kind of ridiculous.
 
I missed where anyone said they were going to refuse to wear the monkey suit. It seemed more like some people said something like "Gee, the monkey suit sure is impractical and outdated" and everyone else said "YOU DAMNED KIDS YOU'LL WEAR IT AND LIKE IT GET OFF MY LAWN". Which doesn't seem exactly germane.

Like I said before, I'll wear a tutu if you pay me enough, but it's still kind of ridiculous.

Make me a sandwich, Boris.

Totally serious. I'm hungry.

And do you have any of that real good Sasparilla?
 
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