You wanna talk about stress, let me tell you about stress. I’ve stumbled on a massive Airbus/United conspiracy A1TAPE.
Let me show you. Let’s talk about the United 320 order A1TAPE, can we talk about the United 320 order? I’m dying to talk about the United 320 order. This United 320 order keeps coming up, every day more United 320 order rumors keep getting sent back to me. This whole BOX is just United 320 orders. So I said to myself I’ve gotta find this United 320 order. I gotta get these 320 orders into United’s hands otherwise they’re never gonna get it and the rumors will keep coming back.
So I go up to the United’s offices right up to the 320 desk and what do I find? There is no United 320 order. The office doesn’t exist. So I start thinking awww • buddy I gotta start digging a little deeper. There no United 320 order? I’ve got boxes FULL of United 320 orders!
So I start marching my way down to the 320 office at Airbus. And I knock on their door and I say “Airbus, Airbussssss we’ve gotta talk about this United 320 order” and I open the door and what do I find. There is not a single goddamned plane in that building. There is no 320 order at United, there’s not a single 320 at Airbus. Half the planes that are on order are entirely made up A1TAPE. Those factories are a ghost town.
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