Equating the job of dispatching to actually operating an aircraft is very humourous.
I didn't equate one job to the other. I was just asked if I had ever done one. The answer is yes. Many, many times.
But there were a great many more times when I got a 14 hour rest period between duty periods...same as the vast majority of our pilots did. Yes, there were the occassional short overnights. But most of them put in 4 or 5 legs on a 9 or 10 hour duty day.