Okay, so here is my deal with strip clubs.
I don't do them. It's like being at a restaurant, being shown the biggest, juiciest steak in the house, cooked to a perfect medium rare, and the sauce on top of it, and having that brought right in front of you. Then they take the lid off, you get to smell it, you get to cut it up for you, and then, just when you're ready to put it into your mouth, they take it away.
Or being a kid in a candy store and being told, look at all the candy you want to, unwrap it, smell it, but don't you dare put it in your mouth.
What's the point?