SWA Landing gear collapse at LGA

So there I was coming through KCM in IAD. I turn the corner through the door to see a hot Korean Air flight attendant being felt up by a rather attractive TSA agent. I knew it was going to be a good day.

I'd go Quagmire if I were there for that. Especially if the cute TSA agent was Asian too.

When I did my Air New Zealand internship, we took over the check-in counter from Air China every shift. Only job I was always early for.
 
word on the street is she is a yeller and a screamer... yes im serious.. but add that to ur video title maybe.. she is "that captain"
 
Geez, if you yell and/or scream at me in the cockpit, I'm done for the trip.

Ciao.

Only dealt with that once and I was out the door and done with the trip as soon as we got to the next airport (an outstation no less).

Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
Only dealt with that once and I was out the door and done with the trip as soon as we got to the next airport (an outstation no less).

Ain't nobody got time for that.

True that.

I left an aircraft over a disagreement over a maintenance issue where the captain said, "I'm captain, WE'RE GOING!"

"Ok. Not a problem at all. I'm not comfortable and I'm going into the terminal to release myself from the trip".

Then about we get a SATCOM from dispatch who told us that we weren't legal.

The cost of getting me back on the jet was an apology and dinner on the layover.

Worked like a charm. The beer was cold, the captains "crow", apparently, was delicious and I had a great chat with my captain mentor about it.

I have about five or six senior captains on speed dial from which I occasionally seek guidance just to be sure I'm not becoming "that guy".
 
The cost of getting me back on the jet was an apology and dinner on the layover.

Worked like a charm. The beer was cold, the captains "crow", apparently, was delicious and I had a great chat with my captain mentor about it.

You should be doing this twice a week! Free dinner and cold beer? Come on man!!!!! Up the ante.

Thinking about using this situation myself, at my professional locale!!
 
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