Karnage
I-am-a-pirate. I do not need credentials!
And you may, in fact, get groped when you appear in your coat and hat at that coffee shop.
She left before they closed that food court*, went to work for DGS. She now works for SouthernJets on the ramp. Those poor poor widget heads.
Although, to be fair, she was probably the hardest working ramper at DGS in MSP and I honestly miss her wonky stare and super enthusiastic wave off after pushback.
P.S. never bought a new hat after upgrade. Mostly just because I'm cheap.
* Incidentally, what moron at the MAC decided it was a good idea to remodel all but two restaurants between C4 and A13/B16 nearly simultaneously? As if that half of the airport wasn't already sparsely populated with dining choices. Thankfully it's over now that I am no longer based in MSP, naturally.