So, what so you do?

[Goonie]

I just tell people I'm a pilot and answer the two or three questions they have.

 

[TwoTwoLeft]

I write erotic novels...


...for children.

 

[wildfreightess]

I just tell people I'm a pilot and answer the two or three questions they have.

Me too. Dudes dig it.

I've tried being a Blimp Folder for the US Army, but am unable to answer any questions convincingly. Plus, the drunker I get, the more difficult it is to lie.

 

[Goonie]

Plus, the drunker I get, the more difficult it is to lie.

Boy, aint that the truth.

 

[KSCessnaDriver]

I've tried being a Blimp Folder for the US Army, but am unable to answer any questions convincingly. Plus, the drunker I get, the more difficult it is to lie.

That job sucks, straight up not fun.

 

[SoonerAv8r]

I'm a talent scout for Playboy.

 

[A150K]

House Keeping.​

 

[saxman]

I'm a talent scout for Playboy.

I actually met someone who said he was a scout for Hustler. Of course he probably was a pilot. (he was not a pilot)

 

[CirrusMonkey]

I'm a talent scout for Playboy.

I have no shame in saying that I am going to use this one for now on.

 

[chrisreedrules]

I actually have a cool "other job" so I usually lead with that one.

Person: "So what do you do for a living?"

Me: "I'm a consultant for a toy company."

Person: "That's interesting, what all does that entail?"

Me: "Well my main job is flying airplanes and I mostly do the toy company stuff for fun".

Person: "That sounds like your living the dream!"

Me: "Yea, I'm exactly the person I imagined I'd be when I was 10."


There's some great ones on here I'll have to remember.

 

[jskibo]

I actually have a cool "other job" so I usually lead with that one.

Person: "So what do you do for a living?"

Me: "I'm a consultant for a toy company."

Person: "That's interesting, what all does that entail?"

Me: "Well my main job is flying airplanes and I mostly do the toy company stuff for fun".

Person: "That sounds like your living the dream!"

Me: "Yea, I'm exactly the person I imagined I'd be when I was 10."


There's some great ones on here I'll have to remember.

Oh that kind of toy! .....I was imagining the "other" kind at first, but the 10 gave it away

 

[ppragman]

Supposed to be "Teach Sign Language to Blind kids" or Manage a Choir made of of mostly deaf students

OOps! Typo

 

[JDP]

Landscape Architect ... My company sent me here to inspect the bushes around here.

My old CP dropped that one in a bar, and I absolutely lost it laughing.