Boris Badenov
This is no laughing matter.
Cool story bro. Done that too.
When I did the 121 thing a bit later it was pretty cool too.
Oh, if this is now a competition, allow me to enter late. My checkride at FLX was also my BFR/IPC. I hadn't touched an airplane in ~2 years, and I'd certainly never flown anything as large, intimidating, and complex as a Cessna 210 CENTURION! They gave me three days to get my white ass to Jackson, MS and then it was "good luck, if you have any questions, call us!"
If it'd been 37 year old me, I'd have told them all the deviant things they could do with themselves. *sniff*. Miss those days.