X-Forces
Big Black Guy
Thank you. More men need to realize that Russian women age like mayonnaise in the sun. I don't get the fetish.
Just like Puerto Rican women, you have to get them young!
Thank you. More men need to realize that Russian women age like mayonnaise in the sun. I don't get the fetish.
Eh, not really. At least, I have not experienced that.Oh ye and i guess get used to flying with lots of ice on your wings lol. Also i have a feeling locals will hate the foreign pilots especially americans. Its pretty popular in russia right now to hate americans. During the communist times it was just the government that hated america but now its actually the people that do.
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I'd like to be the American cowboy that goes over there. They can call me a buck-a-roo all they want, but I'd still love to fly a multi-engine turboprop over there.
The problem with these jobs in Russia is playing chicken and knowin' when to flinch.
You know, to get them to hire me, I'll fly the alps with a stop watch and a map in a plane with no windows. As long as the map is accurate enough, I guess.
I've perfecting my crew briefing for when I upgrade: Comrades! Our own airline doesn't know our full potential! They will do everything possible to test us, but they will only test their own embarrassment. We will leave our fleet behind! We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll...while we conduct missile drills!
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I suppose it can't be too much of a surprise that I love the crazy Russkies. Tolstoy? Dostoyevsky? Flying a Tu-Anything with hundreds of MELs? The Wild West is dead and gone, but the Wild East is still out there, bekoning like a drop-dead gorgeous Russian chick in stripper boots who will look like a sack of potatoes at age 35. Sign me UP.
Also, I am kulturnich. Presuming that means what I think it does.
Thank you. More men need to realize that Russian women age like mayonnaise in the sun. I don't get the fetish.
The second most culturally significant song from the Soviet Union, after this one: