Roger Roger
Bottom of the list
Literally the only way this could have been better is if it had happened on the ground while MX was troubleshooting the pressurization, a la that American 767 that ate a CF6 turbine wheel in LAX(?).As head scratching as this whole thing is, how incredibly lucky are we, really? I mean it looks like at least dozens of aircraft were flying around with this issue, and we learn about it (so we can fix it) because one blows off below the flight levels and with nobody in the two affected seats? Lot to feel fortunate about here.
Admittedly the mental image of a 737 pressurized to max diff yeeting a door plug across the ramp is pretty freaking funny