not another pilot divorce

There's this little switch that flips when the ring goes on, kinda weird eh?
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There's this little switch that flips when the ring goes on, kinda weird eh?

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I think I flipped the switch too many times. Now it's broken for a couple of months......
 
I think it is ironic that my aviation education was one of the main reasons my last relationship (13 year friendship 3 years dating) went into the dumper and now I can't fly. Weeded that one out of the flowerbed. Much cheaper than divorce. Although the bastard got the dogs.
 
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I think it is ironic that my aviation education was one of the main reasons my last relationship (13 year friendship 3 years dating) went into the dumper and now I can't fly. Weeded that one out of the flowerbed. Much cheaper than divorce. Although the bastard got the dogs.

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So tell us how you really feel?
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I'd agree that the being away from home thing for families of airline pilots is a tough thing to have to deal with, but consider that we're talking at most, a week or so away from your significant other. That's not too bad, IMO, in comparison to say Jim/C650s situation...now THAT'S time away!
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To me, it's not so much the time away that would be tough, but the constant commuting I would think would get old. Then again, being away for one longer period of time every year or so, might be easier than being gone every other week for a week or so, who knows.

But that's the nature of the different beasts, I suppose......both jobs difficult in their own ways.
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Precisely, that's one of my pet peeves. Whenever anyone asks me about flight attendants and extramarital sex, I like to ask "So, are you banging your secretary?"

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My captain last month kept asking me who I've already gotten with? as in which Flight Attendants. By the end of our trip, I finally had convinced him nothing had happened. He then proceeded to tell me he "guarantees" that something will happen by years end.

I don't think he ever heard me say that I had a girlfriend like 1 million times. Hahahah.
 
There's an awesome marketing scheme for your airline. Fly with us as a pilot and we guarantee you will score with our flight attendants! That's what they're there for.
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When we're making next year's New Year's Resolutions, I must remember to ask you if you've scored with a flight attendant.
 
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There's an awesome marketing scheme for your airline. Fly with us as a pilot and we guarantee you will score with our flight attendants! That's what they're there for.
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Oh where, oh where do I start.......

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There's an awesome marketing scheme for your airline. Fly with us as a pilot and we guarantee you will score with our flight attendants! That's what they're there for.
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Oh where, oh where do I start.......

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Sounds like an extra income opportunity for ya Amber!

LOL I'm kidding!!!
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Just in case I get misinterpreted ... the "that's what they're there for" is meant to be a part of my sarcastic, ridiculously ludicrous marketing scheme.

I did not write that under the cover that I actually believe that. It was meant to be humorous.

I'm a nice guy, really
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Just in case I get misinterpreted ... the "that's what they're there for" is meant to be a part of my sarcastic, ridiculously ludicrous marketing scheme.

I did not write that under the cover that I actually believe that. It was meant to be humorous.

I'm a nice guy, really
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It's all good
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Once I saw the posts from Amber and Kristie, I realized I was on the verge of being torn a new one and ought to clarify things
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If an airline has to market itself to pilots... wait, time for another "Doug Taylor analogy that hardly make sense"-moments.

Ahem, if a adult film company has to market for male actors, chances are, you're not going to enjoy working with your cast.
 
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Once I saw the posts from Amber and Kristie, I realized I was on the verge of being torn a new one and ought to clarify things
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Hey, being torn a new one ain't always a bad thing. Sometime the old one needs to be shut down.
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Precisely, that's one of my pet peeves. Whenever anyone asks me about flight attendants and extramarital sex, I like to ask "So, are you banging your secretary?"

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My captain last month kept asking me who I've already gotten with? as in which Flight Attendants. By the end of our trip, I finally had convinced him nothing had happened. He then proceeded to tell me he "guarantees" that something will happen by years end.

I don't think he ever heard me say that I had a girlfriend like 1 million times. Hahahah.

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This is kind of funny.......My good friend works for Skywest as a flight attendant she can't believe how promiscuous some of the pilots are. And the worst part, most of that hit on her and want to do something are either married, engaged, or has a girlfriend.
 
Most of your flight attendants are good sorts, but then there are those who bring down the average. At Midway they called them the "Young, dumb and full of ..." Well you know what I mean.
 
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