Richman
JC’s Resident Curmudgeon
My layover adventure usually begins with arriving at the room to find my key card not working, necessitating a trip or three back to the front desk. But that's good because I get my steps in.
Next I strip off layers of polyester (Latin for "many esters"), and remove whatever layer of crud I have accumulated during the day. Then its time to adorn myself with my not-fashionable yet inexpensive duds to alight upon one of the many uncomfortable chairs at the hotel restaurant, where I will dine on my$15 $28 turkey club sandwich, made from the finest staples of Sysco's "valu-line".
Then back to the room where I can attempt some form of sleep, once I figure out how to dim the Zenith "Radiation King" clock next to the bed, while attempting to not contemplate the temperature of the water the sheets were washed in.
Nice early go the next morning before the sun is up, because, you know, natural light burns. A cup of joe would be nice, but, of course hotels have gotten away from lobby coffee now that they have installed inoperative hot water dispensers in all the rooms. The line at the single place that has coffee at the airport "eat-n-go" has completely overwhelmed the one employee, so it's off to the jet to do the morning's "boot up lottery".
Fun times.
Next I strip off layers of polyester (Latin for "many esters"), and remove whatever layer of crud I have accumulated during the day. Then its time to adorn myself with my not-fashionable yet inexpensive duds to alight upon one of the many uncomfortable chairs at the hotel restaurant, where I will dine on my
Then back to the room where I can attempt some form of sleep, once I figure out how to dim the Zenith "Radiation King" clock next to the bed, while attempting to not contemplate the temperature of the water the sheets were washed in.
Nice early go the next morning before the sun is up, because, you know, natural light burns. A cup of joe would be nice, but, of course hotels have gotten away from lobby coffee now that they have installed inoperative hot water dispensers in all the rooms. The line at the single place that has coffee at the airport "eat-n-go" has completely overwhelmed the one employee, so it's off to the jet to do the morning's "boot up lottery".
Fun times.