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laughable \"be a pilot\" ad
Thought I'd share; I got this as a spam e-mail and thought you guys might get a kick out of it.
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Have you ever dreamed about being a pilot? Are you looking for a career change into an exciting and fulfilling occupation? Have you thought of a career as a commercial pilot? Stop dreaming and begin your new life with {name deleted} Academy’s Airline Career Pilot Program! Contrary to popular belief, the regional airlines are growing and hiring new pilots every day. Why not become one of them?
{name deleted} is an airline-training center designed to take students from little or no experience to an Airline Job in as little as 14 months. Guaranteed Airline Interviews await all graduates. Financial Aid and College Programs are also available. There is no college required for Airline placement. Fly in brand new piper aircraft equipped with the latest in training technology. Brand new simulators are used to maximize your learning experience. {name deleted} is the new “launch customer” for the Canadair Regional Jet 700 Simulator.
{name deleted} Academy is proud to be one of the fastest growing flight schools in the country. {name deleted} has over doubled in size over the past two years. {name deleted} prides them selves with the highest in quality training. This includes, small classrooms, individual training, guaranteed schedule to meet your needs, airline pilots on staff, and the guaranteed interview that each of our graduates receive! {name deleted}’s four-phase program will get you the requirements and flight time you need to succeed in your new airline career!
{name deleted} Academy has some of the lowest entry requirements for their airline partners. Upon completion of the program, you will have 700 hours total time logged with 100 hours of multi-engine time and a guaranteed interview. {name deleted}’s price structure is very competitive and will work with you on a payment plan that fits your budget. They have many successful graduates in the airline industry.
{name deleted} is located in the sunny Daytona Beach area. Only 15minutes from Daytona Beach and 35 minutes from Orlando makes it an ideal area for year round training in a warm, comfortable environment. {{had to make a comment here--- Orlando is a comfortable environment HA HA HA LOL HA HA *choke* *choke* HA ARH ah ah ... good one}}.
Why wait? Launch your new career as an airline pilot now! Let {name deleted} Academy’s qualified staff show you how!
Thought I'd share; I got this as a spam e-mail and thought you guys might get a kick out of it.
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Have you ever dreamed about being a pilot? Are you looking for a career change into an exciting and fulfilling occupation? Have you thought of a career as a commercial pilot? Stop dreaming and begin your new life with {name deleted} Academy’s Airline Career Pilot Program! Contrary to popular belief, the regional airlines are growing and hiring new pilots every day. Why not become one of them?
{name deleted} is an airline-training center designed to take students from little or no experience to an Airline Job in as little as 14 months. Guaranteed Airline Interviews await all graduates. Financial Aid and College Programs are also available. There is no college required for Airline placement. Fly in brand new piper aircraft equipped with the latest in training technology. Brand new simulators are used to maximize your learning experience. {name deleted} is the new “launch customer” for the Canadair Regional Jet 700 Simulator.
{name deleted} Academy is proud to be one of the fastest growing flight schools in the country. {name deleted} has over doubled in size over the past two years. {name deleted} prides them selves with the highest in quality training. This includes, small classrooms, individual training, guaranteed schedule to meet your needs, airline pilots on staff, and the guaranteed interview that each of our graduates receive! {name deleted}’s four-phase program will get you the requirements and flight time you need to succeed in your new airline career!
{name deleted} Academy has some of the lowest entry requirements for their airline partners. Upon completion of the program, you will have 700 hours total time logged with 100 hours of multi-engine time and a guaranteed interview. {name deleted}’s price structure is very competitive and will work with you on a payment plan that fits your budget. They have many successful graduates in the airline industry.
{name deleted} is located in the sunny Daytona Beach area. Only 15minutes from Daytona Beach and 35 minutes from Orlando makes it an ideal area for year round training in a warm, comfortable environment. {{had to make a comment here--- Orlando is a comfortable environment HA HA HA LOL HA HA *choke* *choke* HA ARH ah ah ... good one}}.
Why wait? Launch your new career as an airline pilot now! Let {name deleted} Academy’s qualified staff show you how!