Fixtur
Dunning-Kruger Expert
...the cuck chair...
That's gold, Jerry
...the cuck chair...
I never look under the bed. I never sit in the cuck chair. I try to pretend I'm the first person ever to sleep in that room. Hotel rooms are disgusting.
A hotel guest alleges he woke up to find the night manager licking his toes
I leave the deadbolt unlocked just so I can’t prevent this from happening
I’m not one to kink shame, but I’d pass on that… I’d rather have the Hilton points instead.
Amazon is selling Blacklights for those who dare.
It’s like airline management, “if we close our eyes and plug our ears.....it never happened!”Oooh, TMI! There are things that i'm better off not knowing about! Ha!
It’s like airline management, “if we close our eyes and plug our ears.....it never happened!”
I just want to take a minute and talk about your cars extended warranty....Strangest thing found in the wheel well
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In my mind, I am the first person who has ever set foot in any hotel room. I do not investigate, as I do not want the illusion to be shattered. Do not deviate from the path of amnesia, for that way lies Madness. I am a Lotus-Eater, when it comes to hotel rooms, and ever shall remain so.
FIFY. Unring that bell!Gulley most likely raw dogged a Herpetic prostitute in the bed you're sleeping in if you've got a carafe in the room so the coffee machine is the least of your worries!
FIFY. Unring that bell!
I haven't seen a hotel with an actual carafe in years, but we've got a pretty good hotel committee.
Someone most likely raw dogged a Herpetic prostitute in the bed you're sleeping in if you've got a carafe in the room so the coffee machine is the least of your worries!