Funniest thing you have heard over the radio?

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jtrain609 said:
Eagle421flyer: Kansas City Center, Jetlink 5380 level at 350, how you doin'.
Kansas City Center: Roger at 350, doin' just fine, how about yourself?'
Eagle421flyer: Pretty good, headed over to Memphis to get some BBQ with my buddy here
Kansas City Center: Well Jetlink, I've got bad news for you, you're flying over the best BBQ in the country right now
Random Cactus pilot: Is he over North Carolina?
Random Continental pilot: No he has to be over Texas!
Eagle421flyer: Sorry guys, the best BBQ in this country is in Memphis!
Random Cactus pilot: Make him hold!
Kansas City Center: Did somebody ask for direct?
*10 seconds go by*
Random Southwest pilot: Well, if you're offering, Southwest 234 will take direct!
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Figures it would be WN that would ask for direct.
 
Over the radio recently...

"Hi Diane, I need to come out to head to the bathroom if it's clear?"
*Click*
Followed by multiple other pilots
"Don't forget to wipe!!"
"Bombs Away!"
"Wash your hands this time!"
"Commencing fuel dump!"
*Pause*
"Yea ok guys thanks"
Female Voice: "Don't forget to wipe front to back!"

One of the few times I didn't mind having my frequency clogged up :) (Pun intended)
 
If you really want a good laugh. Just fly to either JQF or DAB during race week. The controllers are always fired up for those!
 
ATC to AC looking for a shortcut:

"Now use your big boys voice and ask again nicely."
 
MikeD said:
BBQ = Kansas City. There is none higher.

That is all.
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For my wedding the wife and I had this guy from Kansas City who did the most amazing BBQ cater the wedding. People still talk about it to this day as being the most amazing BBQ they have ever had and I would completely agree.
 
MikeD said:
BBQ = Kansas City. There is none higher.
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Your credibility just took a major hit with that statement.

Kansas BBQ isn't even on the list.
Sorry, Neither is Memphis or Arkansas.
NC is the Home of the best traditional BBQ, Eastern and Western.(No it doesn't mean Eastern/West US)
Texas is good but leans more toward brisket than pork.
 
NJA_Capt said:
Your credibility just took a major hit with that statement.

Kansas BBQ isn't even on the list.
Sorry, Neither is Memphis or Arkansas.
NC is the Home of the best traditional BBQ, Eastern and Western.(No it doesn't mean Eastern/West US)
Texas is good but leans more toward brisket than pork.
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If it's me, I keep Kansas City and dump TX. Brisket sucks. Add it to the list of things I don't like about TX.
 
dasleben said:
I've done it! Empty she'll climb right up at .80 into the 40s. Hell, that's ECON climb. :)
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Econ?? That's almost our MIN climb. (try 1000 fpm at .88-.90....nvrmnd)

But keeping with the thread:
ATC: N----- (Ce750) descend to FL350, slow to .80
N-----: Roger, FL350, .80 (pause) What the heck are we following, a King Air?
ATC: Chuckle.....No Sir...It's a 737
N-----: That explains it.
 
While everyone is asking for smoother on Wash:

"Guys, I got a G5 at 450 and a Peterbulit on I-95, the rides the same."
 
Doug Taylor said:
ATC to AC looking for a shortcut:

"Now use your big boys voice and ask again nicely."
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"Hey center what would we have to do to get direct Providence???"

"Ask for it"

"Ok American 121 request direct providence!!"

"this time of day? No chance sir"
 
On Guard tonight. Partially out of range so I'll just compress what I heard.

Sooo... Is South West buying us out next or what?
I dunno, my guess is American
Alaska is going to buy you out Frontier.
Not a chance!
Delta Makes the next move.
(its keeping me entertained as my sector is dead. The banter is sporadic for 5 minutes. The kicker comes when I'm getting relieved)

You're all getting stapled to the bottom of the seniority list, and its Republic who will own you all... by the way... YOU'RE ONNNNN GUUUUUAAAAAARRRRRRD

I can only hope that man's ALPA stache is as epic as his broadcast.
 
genot said:
On Guard tonight. Partially out of range so I'll just compress what I heard.

Sooo... Is South West buying us out next or what?
I dunno, my guess is American
Alaska is going to buy you out Frontier.
Not a chance!
Delta Makes the next move.
(its keeping me entertained as my sector is dead. The banter is sporadic for 5 minutes. The kicker comes when I'm getting relieved)

You're all getting stapled to the bottom of the seniority list, and its Republic who will own you all... by the way... YOU'RE ONNNNN GUUUUUAAAAAARRRRRRD

I can only hope that man's ALPA stache is as epic as his broadcast.
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Hahahaha, nice!!!!
 
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