WacoFan
Bigly
Well, all the other kids in college told me "Take NoDoze to stay awake & study!" According to the placebo effect, I should have been up all night! But I wasn't... I really did fall asleep on my Genetics book that night. I was 19 at the time, and didn't have any preconceived notions about caffeine. I just saw everyone else taking NoDoze to stay awake & study so I did it too and it didn't work the same for me.
BUT - you already knew that coffee didn't work for you - so you already had a preconceived bias against the effectiveness of caffeine...and you don't seem the type that is easily influenced by the experience of others rather than your own experience. That could have played a part in the NoDoze not working.