Explosive in Checked Luggage - Lehigh Valley PA to Orlando FL.

[fholbert]

Passenger at Pennsylvania airport knew he had explosive in his luggage, FBI agent says

TSA officers at Pennsylvania's Lehigh Valley Airport stopped a man from bringing an explosive device on a plane on Monday, the agency confirmed.

abcnews.go.com

 

[BravoHotel]

What TSA did something?

 

[DropTank]

What an idiot.

Everyone knows that explosives go on carry on.

 

[poser765]

Two people messed up. One guy tried to bring explosives on an airplane and another guy accidentally did his job and found it. Shocking on both counts.

 

[ZapBrannigan]

I was flying ABE to MCO on 9/11. We diverted to CLT. The city pair jumped out at me.

 

[Wardogg]

What an idiot.

Everyone knows that explosives go in your underwear or shoes.

FTFY.

 

[Murdoughnut]

I'm definitely going to hell, but every time I hear of an incident or close call with a G4 flight it takes me back to this Onion article ...

30 Miserable Lives Lost In Greyhound Bus Crash

ALBANY, NY—In one of the most merciful disasters in recent years, a Greyhound bus traveling from Rochester to Albany, NY skidded into a ditch Tuesday, killing a dozen deadbeat fathers and penniless addicts, and putting nearly 20 more hapless bastards out of their misery.

www.theonion.com

 

[zmiller4]

I'm definitely going to hell, but every time I hear of an incident or close call with a G4 flight it takes me back to this Onion article ...

30 Miserable Lives Lost In Greyhound Bus Crash

ALBANY, NY—In one of the most merciful disasters in recent years, a Greyhound bus traveling from Rochester to Albany, NY skidded into a ditch Tuesday, killing a dozen deadbeat fathers and penniless addicts, and putting nearly 20 more hapless bastards out of their misery.

www.theonion.com

Pre-2010 onion was absolutely savage.

 

[SeanD]

Pre-2010 onion was absolutely savage.

It was a glorious time for the Onion.

 

[DropTank]

FTFY.

What's in my under ware is already considered bulk carriage

*finger gunz*
AYYYYEEEE!!!!!!..................

(i'm so sorry)

((I know I know.... hazmat too....))