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FlyChicaga said:
Tyson better hide his tiger. MGM should hide their lions. This way, when Doug wakes up without pants in the morning, he can use the restroom in peace. Maybe we'll find someone with a monkey, so we can hire it as a butler. Charlie, you've got skillz. Get on that right meow.

Someone should rent a nice car; something with a large trunk, so we can hide a naked Tony Wang to pop out of the next morning. We'll park it in the shade, no worries Tony. Let's make sure the villa doesn't have a balcony or windows, just in case Marshall shows up.

I may fill the bathtub and jump in for old time's sake.

I just hope I can make it. If I can't, I'll spend my weekend driving by Jtrain's place while Em is in Vegas, yelling "paging lawyer [removed for posterity]!!!" Then I'll get him drunk and encourage him to do something silly (not pull a tooth, been done before). I know he's manipulable, after all, we went to a Brewers game, right sweetie?
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I'll see your butler and raise you a chauffeur. No more having to hassle with taxis and the train. :D

http://www.chauffeurmonkey.co.uk/Chauffeur_Monkey/Home_.html
 
Kristie said:
ummmmm..Matt, the skyvilla has a pool....it has a very nice patio area and a wide swath of plexiglass since it's at least 50 some stories above ground. it's also a one story (not a 2 story loft), so we don't have to worry about anyone trying to perform a bad swan dive

however, there will be no jumping in with clothes and yes, if you really want to try it, you can bring your suit.

we will have bartender and a house attendant or 2 to make sure things stay somewhat "sane"...there will be no regurgitation of the MGM :D
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Kristie, Kristie, Kristie... I thought my Hangover and Super Troopers references were obvious.
 
My cousin Michelle is a bartender at the Ghost bar there at the Palms, as well as the Haze nightclub in LAS.
 
Firebird2XC said:
Last year Tony was mixing drinks you could strip paint with.
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I recall someone saying if it can't be used as engine degreaser, I don't want it.:D

But on another note, this is going to be just sick. And if you ain't coming, you're a bleeping moron.
 

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Folks, Mike is a big boy. Mess with his cousin and...well, let's just say that I ain't gonna be there to clean up the mess.:D
 
tonyw said:
I recall someone saying if it can't be used as engine degreaser, I don't want it.:D

But on another note, this is going to be just sick. And if you ain't coming, you're a bleeping moron.
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Actually, the drink order was "strong enough to start a turbine engine."

Semantics, really. You didn't disappoint. :)
 
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