Most guys tell me this as well, but it is somewhat entertaining because I am sort of slow and methodical about closing out my side, making sure I don't leave a mess (of the instrument panel/radios and the actual area), and don't leave anything behind. By the time I'm done, the worker bees have already entered the forward lav, and I am now stuck for the next 5-6 mins, awkwardly hunched over by myself, looking through the peep hole until I see something other than the lav door. By then, it is really only the final stragglers in the back still getting off. So I just end up standing by the A and D anyway, and wait until they are gone. Even if I get out of there ASAP at the first hole in the deplaning circus, by the time I get changed into normal human clothes, I'm gonna be riding the train with the whole crew back to the main terminal and probably the bus to the employee lot too.