Honestly, flight suits for everyone, problem solved. Sure, they're ridiculous, but when was the last time you heard of a guy accidentally washing his flight suit with his girlfriend's underwear and having to make an emergency run to Burlington Coat Factory at 6:30 am? Admittedly, the logistics of pooping become someone more, er, involved, but at least you're not suddenly required to become an extremely high strung gay man every time you make the mistake of eating something which is more delicious with ketchup on it. That, plus, when you finally crash, you're a bit less likely to burn to death. Think about it, Aviation...I think I'm on to something, here. #TeamFlightSuits?