Cptnchia
Dissatisfied Customer
Ehh, I'm getting too old for porn.
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- Thread starter H46Bubba
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You're not giving me hope about aging, bro.
PositionAndHold
Well-Known Member
Dooooood, paying for porn is so 1996’ish.
Cptnchia
Dissatisfied Customer
You don't have kids. After dealing with teenagers at home, the only thing you want to do on a layover is veg out.
Besides, when you are a teen, you couldn't wait to be as old as the girls doing porn. As a young adult, you were the same age, but couldn't actually find any girls who would give you the time of day. As a person old enough to be a father of the girls doing porn, it just feels skeezy to watch it. Like some dirty old perv.
Nothing as ego crushing as the hot new FA saying to you, "I really like you, you are really funny. You remind me of my dad. He's funny too."
Doug needs kids, is the moral of the story.
The porn progression is an interesting perspective, when considered as written here.
Hacker15e
Who am I? Where are my pants?
You say that like it is a bad thing.
C'mon...hot, new FAs with daddy issues need to work those out on layovers, too. Hell, girls with daddy issues have been keeping strip clubs staffed for decades!
Cptnchia
Dissatisfied Customer
Oh, trust me, in my youth I fully supported "Daddy issue therapy." As a father of two girls now, my only job is to keep them off the pole.
(nsfw)
Doug needs kids, is the moral of the story.
Don't smoke the dope!
Cherokee_Cruiser
Bronteroc
Cherokee_Cruiser
Bronteroc
Doug needs kids, is the moral of the story.
The porn progression is an interesting perspective, when considered as written here.
Derg Jr.
Derg Jr.
Honey bunches of SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, there is no way.
Cptnchia
Dissatisfied Customer
Who's gonna carry on the Derg legacy?