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You're not giving me hope about aging, bro.
You don't have kids. After dealing with teenagers at home, the only thing you want to do on a layover is veg out.

Besides, when you are a teen, you couldn't wait to be as old as the girls doing porn. As a young adult, you were the same age, but couldn't actually find any girls who would give you the time of day. As a person old enough to be a father of the girls doing porn, it just feels skeezy to watch it. Like some dirty old perv.

Nothing as ego crushing as the hot new FA saying to you, "I really like you, you are really funny. You remind me of my dad. He's funny too."
 
You don't have kids. After dealing with teenagers at home, the only thing you want to do on a layover is veg out.

Besides, when you are a teen, you couldn't wait to be as old as the girls doing porn. As a young adult, you were the same age, but couldn't actually find any girls who would give you the time of day. As a person old enough to be a father of the girls doing porn, it just feels skeezy to watch it. Like some dirty old perv.

Nothing as ego crushing as the hot new FA saying to you, "I really like you, you are really funny. You remind me of my dad. He's funny too."

Doug needs kids, is the moral of the story. :)

The porn progression is an interesting perspective, when considered as written here. :)
 
Like some dirty old perv.

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Nothing as ego crushing as the hot new FA saying to you, "I really like you, you are really funny. You remind me of my dad. He's funny too."

C'mon...hot, new FAs with daddy issues need to work those out on layovers, too. Hell, girls with daddy issues have been keeping strip clubs staffed for decades!
 
You're right. Think I'll go buy some more guns. Can't ever have too many...

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