Delta is planning on hiring 1300 in 2020

[mastermags]

Ok my God there’s, like, another airplane 10 miles away. Your attitude is really something, sir. You didn’t tell us how to get out there so next time why don’t you try do that.

You... memorized Captain Happy? Oh hell, why am I not surprised.

 

[Kingairer]

You... memorized Captain Happy? Oh hell, why am I not surprised.

6 miles.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

You... memorized Captain Happy? Oh hell, why am I not surprised.

Ok. You didn’t tell me I couldn’t memorize that, so next time you can try and do that. Your attitude is really something Sir!

 

[derg]

You... memorized Captain Happy? Oh hell, why am I not surprised.

Right?

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

He’s my anti-hero. I strive to not be that guy.

 

[journeybird]

The millennials and Gen Z'ers are completely lost.

I'm an '86 millennial and fairly certain we know. But boomers gotta Boomer

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

I'm an '86 millennial and fairly certain we know. But boomers gotta Boomer

Ha, I'm a Gen-Xer.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

What if I’m officially a millennial but identify as a boomer?

 

[derg]

Ha, I'm a Gen-Xer.

I’m X. Which just plays into the whole generational narrative of being “the forgotten) because math-challenged people keep trying to classify me as a boomer.

“whatever, illegal alien!”

*Stares down at US Passport*

 

[Stone Cold]

What if I’m officially a millennial but identify as a boomer?

Trust us, we all identify you as a boomer also.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Trust us, we all identify you as a boomer also.

Boomers and @Cherokee_Cruiser get their news exclusively from political memes emailed amongst each other.

 

[derg]

Boomers be like:

“LOL. READ THIS EMAIL! FWD TO EVERYONE ON HOTMAIL AND AOL!!”

>>>>>

 

[bike21]

Boomers be like:

“LOL. READ THIS EMAIL! FWD TO EVERYONE ON HOTMAIL AND AOL!!”

>>>>>

PASS THIS ON, LIKE IF YOU AGREE! PATRIOTS UNITE!!!!! PRAISE JEEBUS

 

[Screaming_Emu]

PASS THIS ON, LIKE IF YOU AGREE! PATRIOTS UNITE!!!!! PRAISE JEEBUS

ONE LIKE=ONE PRAIR

 

[derg]

REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE WORKED FOR A LIVING?

SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

 

[mikecweb]

Stuff like that will shorten a lifespan. No reason to stroke out over stuff you can’t control. I had a FO one time go off about SEA approach control (to me). They had asked us to slow to slowest practical, and expect a potential quick turn for metering. (So in other words, any given day at SEA). And off the races we went. It started with a “these damn SEA controllers don’t know how to control.....”.

@Rocketman99?

 

[Skåning]

PASS THIS ON, LIKE IF YOU AGREE! PATRIOTS UNITE!!!!! PRAISE JEEBUS

Thoughts and prayers!

 

[jynxyjoe]

@Rocketman99?

@Rocketman99 never gets skert. Can confirm

 

[alaskadrifter]

What if I’m officially a millennial but identify as a boomer?

Could you start drawing social security then?

 

[mastermags]

Boomers be like:

“LOL. READ THIS EMAIL! FWD TO EVERYONE ON HOTMAIL AND AOL!!”

>>>>>

Ahem, you forgot Juno.