killbilly
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Merriam-Webster's dictionary doesn't define eponysterical (or post-), offering such possibilities as 'obstetrical, evangelical, epinastical, ethnohysterical' among others. Maybe it is you.
Clearly I didn't convey the tongue-in-cheek nature of the post well enough.
"Eponysterical" - homegrown portmanteau of "eponymous" and "hysterical."

I wasn't thinking 'commercial' franchising, just a rambling retort from a twice-divorced guy (who has lived/worked in ten other states, and retired to Florida). Perhaps I should change my on-line handle to 'Peripatetic Larry.'
Heh. It's just that the oddball stuff seems to come from FL lately. I was raised there for the first half of my life. I'm well-aware of both the attractiveness of living there and the bizarre that comes with it.

(EDIT: there was also a Leisure Suit Larry connotation there with the post but I couldn't figure out a way to make that work.)