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It's not the jets that are the problem, it's the management setting the pay... But they're trying to stay competitive, so it must be the starving CFI's willing to work for cheap... But they need to eat too, so it's really the flight school wages that are at fault... But insurance is expensive, so it's really the insurance companies that are to blame... But if GA aircraft weren't so expensive and dangergous, they would cost less to insure, so, really, the GA manufacturerers are to blame... but they're expensive to manufacture because of all the FAA certification regulations, so really it's the feds... but the Feds just want to keep us safe, so really it's all the GA guys killing themselves off that are the problem...
So! If the GA guys become better plots, then the Feds would back off on the certification requirements, so the manufacturers could make cheaper planes to insure, so the flight schools could pay thier instructors more, so the CFI's would demand higer wages from the regionals, so the majors would have to increase wages to keep pace with the regionals, and then they woudl have to hire better looking flight attendants to be able to compete with the other airlines, and then we could all walk down the street with four beautiful flight attendants on our arms like Leonorda DiCaprio if only those damn GA guys would get thier crap together!
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