I'll 1 up you...
Assistant Conductor for the Long Island Rail Road
Base Salary : around $42,000 + full benefits and a nice pension plan.
http://www.mta.info/lirr/Employment/08-004.htm
LIRR conductors top out around $90 - $100,000
Seriously, for someone with just a high school diploma it's probably one of the best jobs out there. Their benefits are among the best out there and their all paid for.