I had a captain talk to me about Thailand once. He's been there 21 times. He drew a map for me to keep on how to get to a place called Pattaya. He goes mainly for the
Oh wait this isn't the lav. The beaches.
This post is proof that what you wrote is sure to work. See how fast you inadvertently almost de-railed this thread after merely mentioning the keywords you suggested?!
I'll skip the details but essentially it goes down like this -
Chatting it up like usual with a new captain, for a new trip. He starts going on about how much he hates the aviation industry and how management over the years has screwed him etc. etc.
Nonetheless I have to deal with this guy some how, and to make things worse this isn't exactly a short trip. I have the privilege of hearing his lectures day & night and if it keeps going like this I know I'm going to have to say something to keep my sanity.
Advice on how to respond to a pissed off captain?
***Let's not turn this into a "why the aviation industry sucks" thread***
Slide your seat back.
Cross your legs under you. Start chanting with your intercom mic off.
"Om mani padme hum.... Om mani padme hum.."
When he asks what the hell you're doing.. tell him his negativity is dampening your aura and you're realigning your chakras. Tell him he really, really, REALLY, doesn't want you to have unaligned chakras.
Or something of the like
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...... "
Here is a thought. Maybe he didn't want to talk to you?
lmao :rotfl:
BTW - i don't work for the regionals, that's about all i can say to keep confidentiality.
Yeah, fly below 10000 for the entire trip.