Bitter captain

[Trident]

...or, if you're feeling froggy, whip out your junk, and say: "Does this look like an outbreak to you?"

...or, from one of my kickass F/Os, we were talking about this issue. She'd look at the CA and say "Did you know a human head weighs 7 lbs?"

...or, "what is that musky scent you're wearing? It's absolutely delightful..."

ROFL!!!!

 

[Chief Captain]

Tell him that you feel that Allah has a special mission for you to undertake ... that'll probably get his mind off the business side of the biz

While I'm sure this post was meant in jest, it does nothing to eradicate the brewing culture of hate. I really don't think we need these jokes.