Cheechako
Well-Known Member
True story: A pilot vacationed in Europe a couple weeks and grew a nice little goatee or beard or something. He had to ride in the jumpseat to get home and about 3/4 of the way across the pond, it dawned on the captain that his jumpseater had facial hair (didn't notice or think of it until that time). "Holy crap, you can't be up here with that! Get back there and shave!" Off to the lav he went. . .