Someday I wish I could be this awesome

[A300Capt]

Damn, I retired too early! Between having my own playing card and doing shirtless “aviation” YouTube Vlogs about how awesome I am….well, I could’ve been my own real life hero!

That reminds me…I need to go update my “I love me” wall.

 

[CoffeeIcePapers]

This engorged me

 

[Minuteman]

It should be "Airbus A320, not "Airbus 320." All of this -- the card, the expectation of being celebrated, the typo -- affirms my notions about you brown shoes.

edit: Unless this was handed-out by someone else, and the deck also has cards for cabin crew, line techs, dispatchers &c, and all the other people that it takes to make a flight happen.

 

[USMCmech]

I hope to Christ that someone made that card about their arch enemy and not themselves.

I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy.

There are few people in this business that I have a VERY low opinion off, but I still wouldn't make such a low blow. Not even Dan Gryder.

 

[ERfly]

MD-90 type, so he's a Reno guy. He's not even a reAAl nAAtive!

 

[///AMG]

Oh no. A navy guy. I bet he flew P-8’s on active duty to boot

 

[Skåning]

Oh no. A navy guy. I bet he flew P-8’s on active duty to boot

The answer is always “Navy guy”

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

Sheesh. What is up with AA pilots?


The arrogAAnce…




View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZvHhz8O3w

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

No, you aren’t about to do a gate return in MSN for an 8 minute taxi.

Glad the controller called him on his BS.

 

[Wardogg]

What’s the ethnicity? African something. I can’t read it.

 

[mikecweb]

 

[Screaming_Emu]

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I bet he tells FOs that he’s mentoring them.

 

[ERfly]

Also, there is NO SUCH THING as an MD-90 rating or an MD-80 rating. They're ALL just a DC-9 type rating.

 

[Ian_J]

Sheesh. What is up with AA pilots?


The arrogAAnce…




View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZvHhz8O3w

Cringe.

Three questions to live by:

Does it need to be said?
Does it need to be said right now?
Does it need to be said by me?

 

[MikeD]

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What are these supposed to be? Business style cards? trading cards of some weird sort? It’s like some kind of mini-resume on a card. For why?

 

[mikecweb]

My guess is, he feels he's accomplished alot. He gets very little recognition "just" being a number at AA so he found a way to break himself away from the average line guy. Some people, myself including, love and thrive being a number, for some it's gut wrenching.

 

[A300Capt]

What are these supposed to be? Business style cards? trading cards of some weird sort? It’s like some kind of mini-resume on a card. For why?

Fo the chicks, of course! Duhhh…..

 

[bp]

Also, there is NO SUCH THING as an MD-90 rating or an MD-80 rating. They're ALL just a DC-9 type rating.

it says that under A/C flown vs type rating
bet he flew whatever that was designated in the navy

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

My guess is, he feels he's accomplished alot. He gets very little recognition "just" being a number at AA so he found a way to break himself away from the average line guy. Some people, myself including, love and thrive being a number, for some it's gut wrenching.

Lies. There’s just no one to hand your cards to….

 

[Screaming_Emu]

My guess is, he feels he's accomplished alot. He gets very little recognition "just" being a number at AA so he found a way to break himself away from the average line guy. Some people, myself including, love and thrive being a number, for some it's gut wrenching.

I love being a number. I want to retire and have people be like “who was that?”