Let me guess "No, that's Asia. That's REALLY Asia there. Nah, that's the gulf. Yes, that's what's considered the Middle East. Those are Arabs. I'm not Arab. No there's no Persia, well there is, but yes you can be Persian and Iranian but all Iranians aren't Persian."
Reminds me of a conversation I had when I went to Ghana. "Yes, the bartender and I are both black through American eyes but he's Ghanian and I'm African American, but I'm not necessarily African and HE'S not African American, he's Ghanian, but he's Gurma. No, because when a person from the continent of Africa sees me, I'm a black-American without a specific tribe or ethnicity because I'm hella-mixed because of the slave trade. Yes, there are different ethnicities in Ghana. Nah, he's Gurma who is from Ghana from the continent of Africa. Hey, do you call yourself North American? No, you're American. You and I are both American but I'm from California and you're from Missouri. Oh, never mind, do you want a beer or do you not want a beer?"