Hotel room tips

[Fixtur]

...the cuck chair...

That's gold, Jerry

 

[derg]

I never look under the bed. I never sit in the cuck chair. I try to pretend I'm the first person ever to sleep in that room. Hotel rooms are disgusting.

"And that's the last of the wrestling team. How do you feel having seen that?"

 

[Rosstafari]

Thread title: Ah, this'll read like an article from Aero Crew News.

Thread content: ...yep, still on JetCareers

 

[Cory Trevor]

A hotel guest alleges he woke up to find the night manager licking his toes

I leave the deadbolt unlocked just so I can’t prevent this from happening

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

That's the spirit

Wrong airline.

 

[FL350]

In 10 years I've never found anything other than a random piece of a candy wrapper and a half empty bottle of perfume. I notice most beds have a solid box under them so you can't leave much under there.

 

[Joe]

A hotel guest alleges he woke up to find the night manager licking his toes

I leave the deadbolt unlocked just so I can’t prevent this from happening

I’m not one to kink shame, but I’d pass on that… I’d rather have the Hilton points instead.

 

[Oxman]

Amazon is selling Blacklights for those who dare.

 

[ShortField]

I’m not one to kink shame, but I’d pass on that… I’d rather have the Hilton points instead.

¿Porque no Los dos?

 

[derg]

Amazon is selling Blacklights for those who dare.

Oooh, TMI! There are things that i'm better off not knowing about! Ha!

 

[Soul Brotha']

Oooh, TMI! There are things that i'm better off not knowing about! Ha!

It’s like airline management, “if we close our eyes and plug our ears.....it never happened!”

 

[derg]

It’s like airline management, “if we close our eyes and plug our ears.....it never happened!”

It's like "doctor am I going to die?"

"YES! Eventually."

 

[CFIT99]

Strangest thing found in the wheel well
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I just want to take a minute and talk about your cars extended warranty....

 

[Boris Badenov]

In my mind, I am the first person who has ever set foot in any hotel room. I do not investigate, as I do not want the illusion to be shattered. Do not deviate from the path of amnesia, for that way lies Madness. I am a Lotus-Eater, when it comes to hotel rooms, and ever shall remain so.

 

[derg]

In my mind, I am the first person who has ever set foot in any hotel room. I do not investigate, as I do not want the illusion to be shattered. Do not deviate from the path of amnesia, for that way lies Madness. I am a Lotus-Eater, when it comes to hotel rooms, and ever shall remain so.

This is me.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

Has anyone heard the hotel coffee machine filter and leg stockings in the same sentence?

FA was trying to tell a hack of some kind, I plugged my ears and said la la la, because I don’t want my peaceful hotel cocoon to be ruined by reality.

 

[derg]

I haven't seen a hotel with an actual carafe in years, but we've got a pretty good hotel committee.

Someone most likely raw dogged a Herpetic prostitute in the bed you're sleeping in if you've got a carafe in the room so the coffee machine is the least of your worries!

 

[Boris Badenov]

Gulley most likely raw dogged a Herpetic prostitute in the bed you're sleeping in if you've got a carafe in the room so the coffee machine is the least of your worries!

FIFY. Unring that bell!

 

[derg]

FIFY. Unring that bell!

We're both Marriott Titanium, I wonder...

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

I haven't seen a hotel with an actual carafe in years, but we've got a pretty good hotel committee.

Someone most likely raw dogged a Herpetic prostitute in the bed you're sleeping in if you've got a carafe in the room so the coffee machine is the least of your worries!

Our hotels that look like mini apartments. Eg, Residence Inn Marriott types. Those are actually pretty decent hotels and rooms, and I imagine pricey. I hope the prostitute crowd sticks to the motels.