trafficinsight
Well-Known Member
Gah why did I waste my blue hair punk rock days?I remember your blue hair punk rock days, now you've gone full-on "Merka" eh?
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ASpilot2be
Qbicle seat warmer
Good to know. I will give them a try when I need more shirts.
It's pretty hard to take fashion advice from the pleated pant army.
Screaming_Emu
Joe Conventional
I've always found the whole pretending to be a cowboy thing weird. I know it's a whole "I want to appear to be a stoic tough guy." But why don't people imitate other vacations with favorable attributes.
"Are you a doctor?"
"No, I just want to look smart so I'm wearing a stethoscope, white coat, and comfortable shoes."
JordanD
Chinese Food Enthusiast
“Are you Batman?”
“Well, no...”
ASpilot2be
Qbicle seat warmer
Exactly why I didn't go with cowboy boots.
A
Adler
Guest
Aviator sunglasses?
bimmerphile
Sidestick Wiggler
Those pleats are custom made and bespoke
Filthy Plebeian
Screaming_Emu
Joe Conventional
I just go all in and wear an astronaut helmet
Roger Roger
Bottom of the list
Or, I dunno, it could be because they are comfortable, durable, meet dress code, and slip right on in the morning.
BigZ
Well-Known Member
A guy goes to this old jewish tailor to order a suit. Tailor takes the measurements, tell him to come back in a week. A week passes, the customer goes back just to find out that more measurements are needed. Fine. He's told to come back in a month, so he does, for more measurements. Then another month for fitting of cutouts and more measurements. The process repeats a few times. Finally, seven months later the suit is ready for pickup. The guy picks up the suit and tells the old jewish taylor - "Sir, with all due respect, it took God a week to create a world and it took you seven months to make this suit!" "My dear young man, look at this world and then look at this suit..."
milleR
Well-Known Member
You'll find me either in flip flops or Ariat ropers. I think I've forgotten how to tie laces and I never have to worry if my socks match. That's, like, Trumpian level winning.
Roger Roger
Bottom of the list
I have it on good ATN authority that you’ll never succeed in business or life dressing that way.
milleR
Well-Known Member
And not a single pair of pleated pants in the house ... guess I'd better start signing pink slips, hope is lost
USMCmech
Well-Known Member
FIFY
The real question is why would you wear dress shoes when you could wear boots?
Other than archaic fashion "rules" that no one with a Y chromosome should seriously care about.
SlumTodd_Millionaire
Most Hated Member
He seems to have done well for himself. But he and I sign our own paychecks . I could wear a clown suit to the office every day and I’d be just fine. You? Not so much.
Richman
JC’s Resident Curmudgeon
While long sleeves aren’t a 100% predictor of DB quotient, it is accurate often enough. Like a King Snake and a Coral Snake, I’m not going to hang around counting stripes to make sure, and I just assume worst case.
I get the cheapo tapered VHes for me. With enough of them and taking them to the cleaners, it makes for a low drag option. Expand-o-waist dad pants and cheapo shoes round out my “value minded” package.
BTW, if you have cheapo shoes and the “leather” starts to flake, you can touch them up with a sharpie and some Elmer’s glue.
I get the cheapo tapered VHes for me. With enough of them and taking them to the cleaners, it makes for a low drag option. Expand-o-waist dad pants and cheapo shoes round out my “value minded” package.
BTW, if you have cheapo shoes and the “leather” starts to flake, you can touch them up with a sharpie and some Elmer’s glue.
SlumTodd_Millionaire
Most Hated Member
Dear god, that entire post is repulsive.
SlumTodd_Millionaire
Most Hated Member
Dude, you really think I collect rent checks myself? I'm too lazy to answer my own phone.
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