‘Don’t drink the coffee on airplanes,’ flight attendant warns

[derg]

When I'm away from home literally the only 2 things I miss are my dog and my bidet. I used to enjoy pooping on the clock at work. Not anymore. It waits til I'm home!

Nothing beats the comfort of a warm toilet seat after a post workout poo. Makes "leg day" bearable!

 

[thegriffinpages]

Nothing beats the comfort of a warm toilet seat after a post workout poo. Makes "leg day" bearable!

LOL! No kidding!

 

[BobDDuck]

If only high temp water killed bacteria.

You need to reach boiling to kill stuff in water. Most aircraft hot water systems don't create boiling water.

What a load of crap. Literally. At least the water part. Passengers do pee all over the place unfortunately.

It's pretty common for aircraft water tanks to fail ecoli testing from time to time.

 

[derg]

LOL! No kidding!

It wasn't cheap, but about the cheapest life-changing thing you're going to ever buy:

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

It wasn't cheap, but about the cheapest life-changing thing you're going to ever buy:

Damn you. Now I must have one.

 

[Soul Brotha']

It wasn't cheap, but about the cheapest life-changing thing you're going to ever buy:

Need me one

 

[thegriffinpages]

It wasn't cheap, but about the cheapest life-changing thing you're going to ever buy:

It’s a strangely wonderful sensation...

 

[derg]

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Need me one

Meme of the century!

 

[derg]

Damn you. Now I must have one.

You must get one. Seriously.

127 million Japanese ARE NOT WRONG.

 

[thegriffinpages]

You must get one. Seriously.

127 million Japanese ARE NOT WRONG.

I remember when my buddy got his. His wife told me for the first month they had it he’d just go sit in there. It was like his own personal “safe space”. Lol

 

[derg]

This is true. I'll grab my ipad and disappear to the "captains chamber" for at least 30 minutes if not more.

So many "get a cat, never poop alone" photos. Ask @DPApilot, they've become passé.

I've resolve to replace all the toilets in my house with Toto Washlets so I'll be doing drywall repair most of 2018.

 

[bucksmith]

It wasn't cheap, but about the cheapest life-changing thing you're going to ever buy:

Do people stop by your house to poop? Because I'm thinking about it next time I pull thru AZ!
But seriously, squatty potty (the concept) changed my life. Enjoy the go, then enjoy the clean up with your ass hose. (I think I can say that)

 

[bucksmith]

Of course, you gotta start the whole process off in the right foot with 2 servings of psyllium husk a day. THAT is life changing.

 

[Vyse]

When flying through major international hubs, we've gotten people who have never seen a toilet and have no idea how to use it. So they just go on the floor.

 

[bike21]

It's pretty common for aircraft water tanks to fail ecoli testing from time to time.

I remember a few years back when PDX was contaminating a bunch of our birds. The bad source can come from anywhere really.

 

[fholbert]

“Don’t drink the coffee on airplanes. It’s the same potable water that goes through the bathroom system,”

Just like your house and every other building with indoor plumbing.

Am I missing something?

 

[NovemberEcho]

If you don't want to drop the big bucks on a Washlet, this is only $40. It's what I have. I actually like it better than the washlet because it has better water pressure (ever try to get bubble gum out of a shag carpet? I need the water pressure). You can get the next version up too if you want it use warm water.

Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_4eZwAbEDMTK6J

 

[jynxyjoe]

I used to love my french press with dark roasts but that made me visit the loo way too often. These days it's either a light roast or straight espresso and nothing in between.

You can use the French press to make great cold brew. Just amazing, and you don't have to do the french motion.

Ive heard anyway. I mean, makes sense but who knows really.

 

[Ozelot]

If you don't want to drop the big bucks on a Washlet, this is only $40. It's what I have. I actually like it better than the washlet because it has better water pressure (ever try to get bubble gum out of a shag carpet? I need the water pressure). You can get the next version up too if you want it use warm water.

Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_4eZwAbEDMTK6J

Ordered... Expecting life changing experiences.

 

[NovemberEcho]

Ordered... Expecting life changing experiences.

You shall have it! Oh, and just take my word on this, but don't look directly at it the first time you test it after installation.