Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
Well they don't call it the commie pinko pilot forum for nothing.
‘Don’t drink the coffee on airplanes,’ flight attendant warns
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learhawkerbe400
Well-Known Member
Ozelot
Frozen Tundra TRACON
Ahahahhhaha, appreciate the warning.
bucksmith
Did you lock the doors?
This thread has so much awesome in it. It's so great, I'm tired of the greatness.
ZapBrannigan
If it ain’t a Boeing, I’m not going. No choice.
I’m not buying an appliance that requires me to wax my butthole for it to work as advertised.
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NovemberEcho
Dergs favorite member
I most certainly do not wax and it works great. But that's why I like mine over the Toto. The Toto is like a garden hose, the Neo is like a pressure washer.
bucksmith
Did you lock the doors?
Eh, just let your wife wax it. Gets out her frustrations and might prevent her from killing you in your sleep.
knot4u
Repeat Offender
Unless you're an older gentleman, at an advanced age the only person that should be looking at your bunghole is your doctor, there's a good reason why they make a lot of money. What might have been a fun Sunday afternoon with your wife when you're in your 20s turns into something neither of you wants to contemplate as you approach 50.
Toto Washlet S300e
fholbert
Mod's - Please don't edit my posts!
All y'all with ur ass blasters be like:
Her mother and father must be so proud.
Richman
JC’s Resident Curmudgeon
Props for making an ad about washing the messy poo off your butt as artistic as possible.
As far as the cats...well, let's just say I'm too stinky for even them. They be all like "phew man, something is wrong with you. I'm out."
killbilly
Vocals, Lyrics, Triangle, Washboard, Kittens
Everyday is leg day if you're hitting the squat rack.
gotWXdagain
Polished Member
I had a 7am out of Fargo two weeks ago and “I’m sorry the coffee isn’t available because the water pipes froze.” Thanks Embraer, thanks American, and thanks Obama.
Richman
JC’s Resident Curmudgeon
Like many things on teh intrawebz, this is only kinda true. Depends greatly on the critter in question. Some bacteria are killed in the presence of O2.
But yea, you really need to autoclave stuff to get it really clean. 20 minutes high pressure, REALLY high temperature.
A 70/30 mix of propanol/water does a pretty darn good job on most surfaces, but it's the equivalent of trying to build a level shelf with a bubble level.
fholbert
Mod's - Please don't edit my posts!
Isn't the water cold?
Getting blasted in the s***hole (my new word) with cold water at 4:00am might be a life changing experience.
thegriffinpages
AKA "Icicles"
Doo it!
jynxyjoe
Queso King
Well since the test is an ecoli test and it dies at 160, cant we respectfully agree the 180 degree water probably got the job done?