Is this the new reality?

[Wardogg]

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/...e-flight-brawl-aboard-all-nippon-airways.html


Who wants to be an airline pilot? No wonder there is a shortage.

 

[SeanD]

Fights happen all the time on airplanes. Sometimes they involve crew members. The media is just sick of talking about Trump and pax just feel the need to pull out their cell phones anytime someone raises their voice.

 

[Wardogg]

I guess i don't travel enough.

 

[Nick]

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/...e-flight-brawl-aboard-all-nippon-airways.html


Who wants to be an airline pilot? No wonder there is a shortage.

Where's the airline pilot in the video?

If I were an airline pilot on that flight, I'd be either:

A) In the cockpit, talking to a gate agent or flight attendant about the need for security in steerage

or

B) In business class heading home from another month of backpacking around S.E. Asia

 

[derg]

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/...e-flight-brawl-aboard-all-nippon-airways.html


Who wants to be an airline pilot? No wonder there is a shortage.

Meanwhile on crew break, somewhere over the Pacific ocean:

"3. AVOID PAIRING IF LANDINGS IN LAX, SFO, DEN, JFK, SEA, IAH, DFW, MIA, IAD, ORD"

 

[gne in prog]

An aggressive way to teach someone the middle seat gets both armrests.

 

[Richman]

Meanwhile on crew break, somewhere over the Pacific ocean:

"3. AVOID PAIRING IF LANDINGS IN LAX, SFO, DEN, JFK, SEA, IAH, DFW, MIA, IAD, ORD"

Personally, I prefer more generic bid:

1. PREFER OFF ALL
2. AVOID WORK
3. AWARD MONEY

 

[derg]

Personally, I prefer more generic bid:

1. PREFER OFF ALL
2. AVOID WORK
3. AWARD MONEY

Hot damn, we can do that! The new Airbus NavBlue interface ROCKS!

 

[derg]

In other "Mofos be crazy" news: https://www.popehat.com/2017/05/01/a-disturbing-in-flight-experience/

Not looking forward to summer travel season.

 

[Richman]

In other "Mofos be crazy" news: https://www.popehat.com/2017/05/01/a-disturbing-in-flight-experience/

Not looking forward to summer travel season.

I will be more urgent in my requests to the significant other that she procure the winning ticket to the megaball.

 

[derg]

Yeup.

First I thought, "Man, I have to get away from The Clampetts and get back to international", then the ANA video.

The scourge is spreading and it's not even hot yet.

 

[Apophis]

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/...e-flight-brawl-aboard-all-nippon-airways.html


Who wants to be an airline pilot? No wonder there is a shortage.

There's always freight....for now anyways. Boxes are always courteous and well behaved.

 

[BigZ]

Deescalated...
I posted a video before, but here's a pic.
Y'all need more Russians on yer planes

 

[RickJames]

Snitch prolly tried stealing dude's Biscoffs. No Sir.
#catch me outside

 

[B767]

There's always freight....for now anyways. Boxes are always courteous and well behaved.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Meanwhile on crew break, somewhere over the Pacific ocean:

"3. AVOID PAIRING IF LANDINGS IN LAX, SFO, DEN, JFK, SEA, IAH, DFW, MIA, IAD, ORD"

Life between Minneapolis and Hibbing seems positively glorious by comparison.

"Aw jeez. We're just happy to be going, dont'cha know?"

 

[Richman]

Life between Minneapolis and Hibbing seems positively glorious by comparison.

"Aw jeez. We're just happy to be going, dont'cha know?"

Eeyup...it's a heckuva deal.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Eeyup...it's a heckuva deal.

I rather enjoy it up here.

 

[Richman]

I rather enjoy it up here.

Hey Margie, how's the fricasee?

Spent 7 years total in Minnie and SoDak. I'm allowed

 

[derg]

"Oh, it's a skosh tepid dair hey dont chya NOH"