PSA Street Captains?

Derg said:
If I had to fly with @Polar742, I'd be pretty tired too. Can he even reach the gear handle during your legs? :)
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Unfortunately since @Polar742 is such a hack, my company thinks he needs the practice more than I do. So, he's having to take all the landings on our pairing. I just need to make a sign that I can hold up at 10' that says FLARE in big bright colors. :D

Anyway, I'm up from my nap and much less cranky. I usually really, really, really dislike the domestic night freight stuff (it kicks your ass up, down, and sideways), but I'm getting an 84 hour layover at home this weekend. I can tolerate it enough to do that. :)
 
Blackhawk said:
My wife is so short her arm length was initially too short for flight school. A sympathetic flight surgeon asked her how much she wanted flight school. A lot, she responded. He told her to sit tight. He came back with the two biggest male nurses he could find and said "This may hurt a little." She stood against the wall, one grabbed her right wrist, the other her left wrist, they yanked hard and she passed. Barely.
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I remember seeing an ensign one day while refueling at 79J. She was in a TH57 and, when I looked in from the outside, the top of the dog house went right through the center of her visor.

I met another pilot who was prior service and jumped out of perfectly good airplanes for some unknown reason. She had a cigarette roll and broke her ankle. At her next physical she was over 1" shorter.
 
deadstick said:
I remember seeing an ensign one day while refueling at 79J. She was in a TH57 and, when I looked in from the outside, the top of the dog house went right through the center of her visor.

I met another pilot who was prior service and jumped out of perfectly good airplanes for some unknown reason. She had a cigarette roll and broke her ankle. At her next physical she was over 1" shorter.
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I actually lost about 3/4" of height during my time flying high-G airplanes (I'm sure aging 20 years during that time, too, didn't help).
 
deadstick said:
I remember seeing an ensign one day while refueling at 79J. She was in a TH57 and, when I looked in from the outside, the top of the dog house went right through the center of her visor.

I met another pilot who was prior service and jumped out of perfectly good airplanes for some unknown reason. She had a cigarette roll and broke her ankle. At her next physical she was over 1" shorter.
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My wife actually jumped out of perfectly good airplanes too before flight school (parachute rigger), but never had any incidents. Flying the OH-58D she has to use seat cushions. But she also consistently won "Top Gun" during gunnery.
I like putting cookies on a high shelf then watching her try to get them. Of course it usually results in getting "that look".
 
Derg said:
Don't take any crap from @dasleben. Because if you give that bastard free-reign, you're just dropping that problem into another captain's hands.

CRUSH HIS SPIRIT!

Do lots of "Sit… Stay…. Sit….Stay" with a treat on his nose, just like the dog he is to reinforce your superiority. :)


:sarcasm:
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We're challenging each other to extreme positive thinking to be #Tier1 material.
 
Polar742 said:
We're challenging each other to extreme positive thinking to be #Tier1 material.
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"Are you an effective team?"

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