Just a quick non-sequitur story.
Caveat: It's a good program but, of course, there are a small handful of people in it that make my views on that quite… uhhh... challenging
Long layover in DC, years ago, and on the ride to the airport, the captain was having a one-way conversation with me about something I really didn't give a crap about. I can "nod and smile" with the best of them.
So I step out of the an and do my "trifecta" check — Money clip, telephone, ID. Crap, I can't find my ID.
Without even a pause, he starts giving me a lecture about doublechecking that I have it before I leave the hotel, and as an FFDO, in the post-9/11 world we live in, that ID can be as dangerous as a weapon.
Ok, whatever, but then I realize that it's actually in my coat pocket.
"Hey, where is your weapon?"
*panic*
He left it in the hotel van. DOH!