I'm going go
An amendment is in play during the next 48 hours (June 9–10) in the U.S. House of Representatives to deny NAI! The House will vote on an amendment by Reps. Lynn Westmoreland (R-Ga.) and Peter DeFazio (D-Ore.) during consideration of the FY 2015 Transportation Appropriations bill (H.R. 4745) to prohibit funding for a foreign air carrier permit that does not follow U.S. law and the U.S.-EU Open Skies Agreement, which specifically prohibits forum shopping for cheap labor. Debate starts at 2:00 p.m. Monday, with votes beginning at 6:30 p.m., so the time to act is now! Call your representative through the Capitol switchboard 202-224-3121 and urge him or her to vote YES on the Westmoreland-DeFazio Amendment to Deny NAI! Go to ALPA.org to take action to send an e-mail message to your representative.
A bit of cathartic doggerel...brought to you by Beer.
I’m gonna start Air PB&J
Gonna register in Ghana
Gonna fly all night and day!
Air PB&J, Air PB&J
You think you need a pilot?
POI says, “No way!”
Regulations and Inspections?
Ghana gots ‘em all right here.
But the last time our planes saw maintenance
Was sometime last year.
Meet our famous pilots!
Over here’s Badu and Clayton.
Badu made the newspaper
When he bent some stuff in Dayton.
They ask us, “where the heck is Ghana?”
We don’t put questions in our way.
What matters ’s where we’re flying
And that’s all Newark to LA!
When they ask us what our name means,
We tell ‘em, “Step back, Jack.”
We are a global pedigree
An y’all can check the facts.
The “P” is for Port Erin
It’s on the Isle of Man
And when it comes to stashing cash
It steps all over the Cayman.
Some say the P’s for pretend
To dis our awesome operation
But if you can stand the stress and fear
You’ll find no cheaper vacation.
The B of course is Boeing,
It’s the brand name of our plane.
That all our parts are counterfeit
Presents no need for shame.
Others riff the B’s for Bogus
In reference to our parts
But the graffiti on the sales van
Is quite a work of art.
The J refers to Jealous
It’s what the other airlines get
When looking at our bottom line
Of disaster and huge Net.
But we like to keep it simple
It’s how we run our show.
PBJ sandwiches are just doggy treats
To make our pilots go.
POI’s the cousin
Of the warlord in the Junta
When sketchy ops up for debate
POI says, “Why wouldn’t ya?”
So now we got our gates and routes
Innovation’s here to stay
FAA requires pilots in our planes
POI in Accra says, “No way!”