I get that this might be a joke but making fun of unions for protecting people's jobs and affording them a wage that keeps food on the table is not cool. Especially since this site embodies the whole idea of community and help one another. How many union jobs that you know of personally allow 3 hour lunch breaks? I get that this might be an inside joke but to the rest of us who work hard each and everyday to make this an affordable career it's a low blow. When a family member of mine worked for Pan Am back in the day if you tried to do anything outside of your job description you were going to be written up and disciplined.
Also you have no idea how many times, I, along with @Seggy @Cruise @SmitteyB @CAPIP1998 as well as others have dealt with management types who would argue against workers comp for moving bags or trash for that matter.
Lighten up Francis, it's called satire/joke.
My point being, if one can't police their own trash in their cockpit, and leave it for someone else to pick up; that's nothing more than being a lazy bastard.