Your favorite type of flying?
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drop bombs on a terror dude. Flying for hooters with the babe on my lap eating chicken wings..
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More like "fly for Hooters, listen to the flight attendant tell you about her incarcerated boyfriend that was a 'victim of circumstance'"
drop bombs on a terror dude. Flying for hooters with the babe on my lap eating chicken wings..
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More like "fly for Hooters, listen to the flight attendant tell you about her incarcerated boyfriend that was a 'victim of circumstance'"
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Reminds me of a "funny" story a few years ago. I say "funny" because I couldn't believe how stupid my FO was.
Back in 98, I was a 727 second officer and we're picking up at the hotel in Rochester.
My whole crew showed up, 3 flight attendants, the captain, the first officer and myself. There was also a United crew, three flight attendants, the captain and another girl wearing an overcoat holding a hat.
It was winter.
The driver looks back and says, "Hey, do we have everyone?"
Everyone looks around and nods, but the FO on my crew said, "No, I think United's missing their copilot".
The girl in the overcoat holds her uniform cap up for my crew's FO to see.
"Is the FO on the way down? Why are you holding his hat? Is he late for pickup?"
Absolute silence, you could drop a pin and hear it bounce three times...
So I steathily step on his foot so I can give him the hint to shut his trap before gets himself in worse trouble.
"What? I just don't want to us to leave the poor guy at the hotel!"
And then the captain saves the day, "'LeRoy's just screwin' around, his wife's a pilot for Federal Express!"
Everyone uproariously laughs and buys the captain's story. But the dumass turns to the captain and says, 'No she's not, she's a housewife!"
Grr....
Reminds me of a "funny" story a few years ago. I say "funny" because I couldn't believe how stupid my FO was.
Back in 98, I was a 727 second officer and we're picking up at the hotel in Rochester.
My whole crew showed up, 3 flight attendants, the captain, the first officer and myself. There was also a United crew, three flight attendants, the captain and another girl wearing an overcoat holding a hat.
It was winter.
The driver looks back and says, "Hey, do we have everyone?"
Everyone looks around and nods, but the FO on my crew said, "No, I think United's missing their copilot".
The girl in the overcoat holds her uniform cap up for my crew's FO to see.
"Is the FO on the way down? Why are you holding his hat? Is he late for pickup?"
Absolute silence, you could drop a pin and hear it bounce three times...
So I steathily step on his foot so I can give him the hint to shut his trap before gets himself in worse trouble.
"What? I just don't want to us to leave the poor guy at the hotel!"
And then the captain saves the day, "'LeRoy's just screwin' around, his wife's a pilot for Federal Express!"
Everyone uproariously laughs and buys the captain's story. But the dumass turns to the captain and says, 'No she's not, she's a housewife!"
Grr....
CaptainMatt
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Doug, that is a great story. Seriously, great.
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Awesome Story, LOL /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif That guy was dense.
Doug, that is a great story. Seriously, great.
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Awesome Story, LOL /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif That guy was dense.
CaptainMatt
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How stupid could a person be? Gets his ass bailed out only to dig a new hole? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif
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Some People are pretty darn stupid. IF you don't believe me then go work in Retail or customer service!
How stupid could a person be? Gets his ass bailed out only to dig a new hole? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif
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Some People are pretty darn stupid. IF you don't believe me then go work in Retail or customer service!
Shoot, just go down to the airport....
I see more people b*tch about the lines at security, then when that same person gets up to the checkpoint; they take out earrings, bracelets, watches, coins, keys, cellular telephones, glasses, untangle their laptop from their case, slowly untie their shoes and make sure their facing up in the bin.
And then they step thru, beep, frown in disgust and pull out their metal nail clipper.
I see it all the time.
I'd love to scream, "Lookie here, flapjack, the reason the line is HUGE is because people like YOU haven't broken the code that you're going on an airplane ride, not a fricken fashion and pocket-sized consumer electronic show." Grr!
I see more people b*tch about the lines at security, then when that same person gets up to the checkpoint; they take out earrings, bracelets, watches, coins, keys, cellular telephones, glasses, untangle their laptop from their case, slowly untie their shoes and make sure their facing up in the bin.
And then they step thru, beep, frown in disgust and pull out their metal nail clipper.
I see it all the time.
I'd love to scream, "Lookie here, flapjack, the reason the line is HUGE is because people like YOU haven't broken the code that you're going on an airplane ride, not a fricken fashion and pocket-sized consumer electronic show." Grr!
kellwolf
Piece of Trash
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Lookie here, flapjack
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Damn, I think I hurt myself. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I've seen so many stupid people working in theme parks, nothing really surprises me anymore. I actually told one guy in line for security, "It's a metal detector. If you have anything metal, it will probably detect it." Dude was still wearing a big a$$ watch, steel toed cowboy boots, and some freaky chain thing. Surprise, BEEP!
Lookie here, flapjack
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Damn, I think I hurt myself. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I've seen so many stupid people working in theme parks, nothing really surprises me anymore. I actually told one guy in line for security, "It's a metal detector. If you have anything metal, it will probably detect it." Dude was still wearing a big a$$ watch, steel toed cowboy boots, and some freaky chain thing. Surprise, BEEP!
