1. Inconsiderate people: This means you, and sometimes me too.
2. Trendy pets: Puggles, labradoodles, peekapoos, rottbulls, etc. It's a 8+ year commitment to an living, feeling thing that depends on you for food, care, guidance, and love. It's not a fricking fashion accessory or an extension of your penis.
3. Weak coffee: I need the caffeine, and I want to taste it.
4. Weak mojitos: I want the alcohol, and I need to taste it.
5. Well-done steak: Try it medium or medium-rare, just once. You'll actually taste beef, instead of the dry, chewy, denatured remains of what once was beef, but is now a form of jerky.
6. Domestic beer (except during any lake, river, or beach activity.): Self-explanatory.
7. Steak sauce (see #5)
8. Customer service people who have been on the job more than a few months: Want to get anything done? Find a newbie.
9. Crocs: Ugliest shoes ever worn by mankind. Muklucks pale in comparison. If you want to walk around looking like Ronald McDonald's illegitimate love child, that's your business. None for me, thanks.
10. Bluetooth earpieces: Aimlessly wandering the streets and terminals talking too yourself and occasionally laughing at nothing in particular is the province of shopping-cart pushers and window-lickers. Go hang with them, trendyboy, but for god's sake, get out of the way. I'm trying to get to my gate.