You know you're a pilot when.......

[jafra98]

You drive for two hours in your car and consider it a x-c..........

 

[dasleben]

No.

 

[cmhumphr]

I drove regularly from Maryland to Florida and back when I went to school in Daytona, so does that count as my Commercial X-C requirement?

 

[MikeOH58]

FAIL

 

[jafra98]

You start to drain the fuel of your lawnmower looking for water.........

 

[smack300]

When someone tells you to read a checklist on how to not suck on a forum..

 

[BobDDuck]

No.

Concur.

 

[Krystal]

You know you're a pilot when.......











hmmmmmmm....considering I just found out how old my soon to be Ex Captains husbands mistress is, Im going to refrain from saying anything.

 

[MikeD]

hmmmmmmm....considering I just found out how old my soon to be Ex Captains husbands mistress is, Im going to refrain from saying anything.

ex-Captain's husband's mistress?

a female Captain you know, who's husband is seeing a mistress? Or am I reading it wrong?

 

[Krystal]

...so Im a little dyslexic today!!!!!
Was supposed to read "ex captains mistress."

 

[dustoff17]

Dyslexia never looked so good!

P.S. This one is now on the "Lame Thread" list.

 

[Krystal]

lol! Yall are so MEAN. Give the poor guy a break!

 

[jafra98]

You guys have such a sense of humor..............

 

[scooter2525]

Or your flying too much so you try to pull the throttle to slow your car down.

 

[dasleben]

You guys need hobbies.

 

[TopGunn]

I drain fuel from my Jeeeetttt for H2O!

 

[TopGunn]

You drive for two hours in your car and consider it a x-c..........

Private pilot.. You will get over it soon.

 

[JordanD]

You know you don't fly often enough when you look at the Johnson bar in a Piper and momentarily think "oh, I should take E brake off."

 

[Winglet]

You know youre a pilot when you find yourself sitting for days on end, away from your family, in a small apartment in KEWR glued to your phone and you havent flown a plane in over a week and a half.

 

[moxiepilot]

You know you're a pilot when.......











hmmmmmmm....considering I just found out how old my soon to be Ex Captains husbands mistress is, Im going to refrain from saying anything.

this post is full of win