You know you're a pilot when.......

[fholbert]

You know you're a LSA pilot when.......

When you go on a diet and count your weight loss in gallons of fuel instead of pounds

 

[jafra98]

When you go to a car rental kiosk and ask if the price is wet or dry....................

 

[Autothrust Blue]

When you read back important things your wife tells you.

My ex-girlfriend would agree with you on that.

 

[Flyn-Slow-N-Low]

My ex-girlfriend would agree with you on that.

I guess your readback wasn't correct!

 

[Firebird2XC]

My ex-girlfriend would agree with you on that.

I guess your readback wasn't correct!

Either that, or he started reading back things to his girlfriend that his wife told him. HEY-O!

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Either that, or he started reading back things to his girlfriend that his wife told him. HEY-O!

"Wrong instruction read back by the wrong woman..."

 

[Firebird2XC]

"Wrong instruction read back by the wrong woman..."

Kinda like when our mainline affiliate takes a clearance involving a turn, a descent, and a freq change intended for us, says 'see ya' then switches before anybody can say anything. You just kinda blink and wonder if you heard it right. LOL

"Cessna 1-3-2 November Victor, turn left heading..."
*dead air*
"Cessna 1-3-2 November Victor, turn left heading...."
"Uh, center, turning left heading..."
"Yeah. You listen about as well as my wife!"
"Well, this is Cessna *1-2-3 Victor November*, and if you call your wife by the wrong name, I don't blame her for not listening either."

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Kinda like when our mainline affiliate takes a clearance involving a turn, a descent, and a freq change intended for us, says 'see ya' then switches before anybody can say anything. You just kinda blink and wonder if you heard it right. LOL

"Cessna 1-3-2 November Victor, turn left heading..."
*dead air*
"Cessna 1-3-2 November Victor, turn left heading...."
"Uh, center, turning left heading..."
"Yeah. You listen about as well as my wife!"
"Well, this is Cessna *1-2-3 Victor November*, and if you call your wife by the wrong name, I don't blame her for not listening either."

This happened with SoCal Approach today actually.

"Beercan thirty thirteen descend and maintain one seven thousand."
"One four fourteen thousand Mainlineair one heavy."
"Uhm..."

We settled it diplomatically, eventually.

 

[Firebird2XC]

This happened with SoCal Approach today actually.

"Beercan thirty thirteen descend and maintain one seven thousand."
"One four fourteen thousand Mainlineair one heavy."
"Uhm..."

We settled it diplomatically, eventually.

Ah, diplomacy. I should try that sometime. When I hear that happen I usually wind up sounding like a controller. "Mainline Heavy, that was for us, maintain previous clearance..."

 

[jafra98]

This thread looks .........

 

[floridabeachbum]

You know you're a pilot when.......











hmmmmmmm....considering I just found out how old my soon to be Ex Captains husbands mistress is, Im going to refrain from saying anything.

Sorry for what he's putting you through. Your better off without someone like that. Does he make a lot of money?? (WINK) (WINK) You'll be okay. Wishing you the best as you go through this terrible time in your life.

Back to the topic:

When - You see others suffer from AIDS (Airline Induced Divorce Syndrome)

attempt at funny _ Get in your car and find yourself doing the before start checklist then wonder why your car isn't showing your ITT temperatures.